Talk of Internet Comedian Inspires Residents
Island Residents are enamoured with a rising internet comedian known as Dan Hentschel. Hentschel is notable for his skits involving different characters: An employee at Target, a teacher, a therapist, the Joker, and more. He screams introspective questions at viewers, such as, "What if the Joker was pink and yellow?"
Hentschel has been in hot water in the past for contrversies surrounding these skits. He has publicly fought a speeding ticket that he had unfairly recieved in what he called "The Stupidest City in America", which was later confirmed to be Lake Havasu, Arizona, on his Youtube Channel. His X - Blaze Your Glory! (formerly Twitter) account shows that he was able to win this case because the ticketing officer failed to show in court.
In solidarity with Hentschel (and to promote his new short film), residents calling themselves "Hentstorians" have begun to dress up like their favourite characters from his Universe. They also have been all around the island quoting his videos and discussing the lore to each other. It's a great way to meet people on Suburbia Island!
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